THE ROLLINGSKULL, VOLUME 19, ISSUE 249 November 28, 2025 - Music By Steel Panther "Just Like Tiger Woods" Final Week of the Regular Season      -  Zack's Facts      -  Wildcard Points In Play      -  Leftover Ham Sliders      -  Antonio Brown to Replace Diddy Next Season?      -  Owners Fight to be the Next Tiger Woods of the OFFL     As always, we appreciate your patronage.    E. A. Presley Editor and Chief of the RollingSkull

 

DIDDY TRIVIA:  FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE FOR THE NEXT 25 YEARS TO LIFE Like Aaron Hernandez, before him-- It took us a while to replace OJ, but at last we found the right guy.  Introducing Diddy Trivia.  While Diddy gets ready for his break out tour, he still has time for some good ole NFL Trivia!!  Last week's question is, "Which team was the first in NFL history to win three Super Bowls in a four-year span?  The Dallas Cowboys were the first team in NFL history to win three Super Bowls in a four-year span. The Dallas Cowboys accomplished this feat in the 1990s, winning Super Bowl XXVII (1993 season), Super Bowl XXVIII (1994 season), and Super Bowl XXX (1996 season). This run cemented their dynasty under head coach Jimmy Johnson (for the first two titles) and later Barry Switzer (for the third). No team before them had managed to capture three Lombardi Trophies in just four years, making the Cowboys the first to achieve this historic milestone. Why not the other options? San Francisco 49ers: They won four Super Bowls in the 1980s, but never three within a four-year span. Their titles came in 1981, 1984, 1988, and 1989. New England Patriots: They later matched the feat in the 2000s, winning three Super Bowls in four years (2001, 2003, 2004), but they were not the first. Green Bay Packers: They won the first two Super Bowls (1966, 1967) but never three in four years. This week brings an end to this season's trivia.  We are not sure if Diddy will be returning next season for trivia as his sentence is pending.  Don't worry kids, we did recieve an application from Antonio Brown, who knows what the future holds when it comes to OFFL Trivia!  Thanks again for your patronage.

Pedro goes 7 for 7 last week,  49 for 84 on the season (.583).   Here we go with the final regular game of the season. This week's spokesmodel is Paige Spiranac, a pro golfer that should be taken seriously... SPOKESMODEL                   MATCHUP                              PREDICTION   vs   50 to 46:  Rodger's Witch   vs   53 to 52:  Midnight Dawgs   vs   57 to 50:  R2R   vs  49 to 50:  PTSD   vs   57 to 55:  Hoffnuts   vs  58 to 57: Ballbusters    vs  50 to 49:  Riders **                                                                                                     ** ESTRADIOL GAME OF THE WEEK

Zack's Facts •         The Bills are now 0-6 at Houston since 2006 including 0-4 with Josh Allen. Allen (93 career INTs in 122 games,            0.762 per game) passes Tua (57 in 75 games, 0.76 per game) in career interceptions per game •         Justin Jefferson is now averaging just 53 yards in 6 games with JJ McCarthy, compared to 90 yards per game with Sam Darnold            and 99 yards per game with Kirk Cousins. He even averaged 80 yards per game in 13 games with Nick Mullens. •         Shedeur Sanders is the first Browns QB to win their starting debut game since 1995 •         Jaxon Smith-Njigba with 1,313 yards becomes the Seahawks single season receiving yards franchise leader. JSN is also the           first player in NFL history to open a season with 11 consecutive games of 75+ receiving yards. •         The Bears are the 3rd team in the Super Bowl era to start 8-3 or better with a negative point differential (1987 Chargers, 2020 Browns) •         The Giants are the first team eliminated from playoff contention this season. The Giants have now lost 5 games in which            they were leading in the 4th quarter, 2nd most in the league with 1st belonging to the Cardinals who have lost 6 games in that fashion •         Davante Adams is now 8th on the all-time receiving TDs list •         Division leaders Patriots, Broncos & Bears all started the season 1-2. They are collectively 24-1 since •         Dak Prescott breaks Tony Romo’s franchise record for yards passing with the Dallas Cowboys •         Myles Garrett is now 5 sacks away from reaching the single season record of 23, with 6 games remaining.           Over the last 4 games Garrett would be tied for 2nd with 13 sacks •         George Pickens now has 67 catches for 1,054 yards. All Steelers wide receivers combined have 84 catches for 1,082 yards. •         The Ravens, who started 1-5, now lead the AFC North •         J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per dropback among qualified passers since 2000.           The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell. •         The Cowboys' 21-point comeback is now the largest comeback in their rivalry against the Eagles, topping a 20-point Eagles win in 1988 •         The Eagles entered Week 11 50-0 since 2000 in games they led by exactly 21 points. They were 90-0 in games            they led by 21 or more. They are now 50-1, and 90-1 respectively. •         The Jets have 10 games without a turnover: the NFL record is 11 •         After 12 weeks, every team in the NFC South has a negative point differential. Every other division has at least           2 teams with a positive point differential •         In the 2nd half of the season (Weeks 7-12), Baker Mayfield has been ranked last in the NFL by EPA+COPE,           trailing both JJ McCarthy and Dillion Gabriel. He was the 9th best in Weeks 1-6. •         T.J. Watt surpasses his brother J.J. Watt in career sacks Leftover Holiday Ham Sliders Ingredients 1/2 cup Mike's hot honey 2 tbsp Dijon mustard 2 Tbsp Yellow Mustard 4 tbsp butter 1 tsp dried thyme 1/4 cup brown sugar 9 King's Hawaiian Slider Buns 8-12 oz. leftover smoked ham 9 slices of Swiss cheese 1/4 cup mayonnaise 1/2 tsp salt Tools All-Purpose Foil Pans Basting brush Knife Directions To make the glaze, start by melting the butter in a small pot over medium heat.  Whisk in hot honey and brown sugar until dissolved.  Add in Dijon mustard, yellow mustard, thyme, and salt, and whisk again.  Remove from heat and allow to cool completely. Preheat smoker/grill to 300°F. Separate the top and bottom buns. Spread mayonnaise on the bottom buns, then a generous layer of the honey mustard sauce you made earlier on the other half of the buns. Layer slices of smoky leftover ham on the bottom buns.  Lay Swiss cheese on each slider. Lay the top buns back onto the sliders. Brush the tops of the buns with melted butter and thyme. Place the sliders into an aluminum pan before placing them on the grill. Place the aluminum pan on the top shelf of your smoker or any shelf in a vertical smoker. Allow the sliders to cook for 15 minutes or until the cheese is melty and the tops of the buns are lightly toasted.  Slice the sliders and serve warm.