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ROLLINGSKULL, VOLUME 19, ISSUE 244October 17, 2025 - Music By Ace Frehley, Back In the New York Grove OFFL's Week VII - Hoffnuts, Nothing Flashy - Just Lethal - Roars to Riches - Winning Ugly and It's Working - Rodger's Witch - Cursed Name, Cursed Record - PTSD - Every Win Is a Therapy Session - NY Gangster - Tough Talk, Soft Points - Mean Machine - Points Exchanged for Efficiency - Midnight Riders - Sits at 500 With 2nd Lowest Points - Luck or Dark Magic - Catch These Hands and L's: 3–3 but emotionally 0–6 - Zack's Facts As always, we appreciate your patronage. E. A. Presley Editor and Chief of the RollingSkull |
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T 1. Read the Rules... Read the Rules... Read the Rules. 2. TRADE DEADLINE: Trading will cease at 12:45pm eastern, Sunday, Week 9. 3. It is the responsibility of all owners to update their roster for Thursday (Fri/Sat) games. The remainder of the roster locks in at 12:59am on Sunday. This includes the Sunday late game players and Monday night players. Remember, total points come into play later in the season... Not only for the Wild Card, divisional tie breakers too! We play for 4-quarters gentlemen. 4. Available Apps for MyFantasyLeague (MFL) a. OFFL Game Day for PC, GAMEDAY APP. Use League ID 56409. b. MFL Premium for iPhone. League ID 56409. c. MFL Platinum for Android. League ID 56409. Side note: The home page scoreboard at tmes is faster if you like to refresh and drill down on each game individually. 5. NFL Schedule:
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THE EAST Roars to Riches (5–1, 310 PF): Leading the pack with a solid record, but only a modest point total. They’re winning ugly, and it’s working. Fanatics (4–2, 300 PF): Quietly consistent. They’re the team nobody’s trash-talking, but maybe they should be. Catch These Hands... & Ls (3–3, 301 PF): Living up to the name—equal parts punch and punishment. NY Gangsters (2–4, 282 PF): Tough talk, soft stats. They’re getting muscled out of the standings. Flying Gators (1–5, 312 PF): The heartbreak kings. Highest PF in the division, but can’t buy a win. Fantasy gods are cruel. THE CENTRAL Mr. Hoffnuts (6–0, 316 PF): Undefeated and unbothered. Not flashy, just lethal. Romosexual Tendencies (4–2, 327 PF): Highest PF in the league. If they tighten up the record, they’re a title threat. Ballbusters (3–3, 322 PF): Dangerous middle seed. Could bust brackets or bust out early. Throw That tD (3–3, 306 PF): Solid but overshadowed. They’re the sleeper team nobody sees coming. Midnight Dawgs (1–5, 211 PF): The Dawgs are whimpering. Lowest PF in the league and stuck in a division of killers. Taylor Swift concert than this... THE WEST Mean Machine (3–3, 267 PF): You’re holding steady, the PF says you’re grinding. Bench efficiency is your achille heel. P T S D (3–3, 242 PF): They’re surviving, not thriving. Every win feels like a therapy session. Midnight Riders (3–3, 224 PF): Somehow .500 with the second-lowest PF. Luck or dark magic? Rodger’s Witch (1–5, 250 PF): Cursed name, cursed record. They’re brewing losses weekly. OBSERVATIONS The Central is the Death Row Division—top 4 teams all over 300 PF. Flying Gators are the unluckiest team—more points than Roars to Riches, but five losses. Mean Machine’s record is respectable, but PF suggests you’re winning with duct tape and spite. Romosexual Tendencies are the statistical juggernaut—watch them closely. -- BomB OuT |
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Zack's Facts • The Browns are the first team to go 11 straight games scoring 17 points or fewer since the Cardinals did it 13 straight times in 2000-2001. • Keenan Allen has become the only player in NFL history to record 400+ catches from multiple passers (Rivers, Herbert) • Now fired, Brian Callahan has become the only coach in Titans history to never win a home game in regulation. • NFC North has only 7 losses so far. The only division in which no team has more than 2 losses. Green Bay (3-1-1) is in 1st place even though they have played less games and have less wins than Detroit (4-2) • All 6 Teams (CHI, WAS, NE, ATL, MIN, DEN) that drafted a Quarterback in the 1st round of the 2024 Draft are currently .500 or better. • The Bears are the first team to win back-to-back games by one point and the same score since the 1926 Frankford Yellow Jackets, who beat the Detroit Panthers and Bears 7–6 (John Stockton's grandfather threw the game-winning TD pass) • The past three #1 draft picks have all had their head coaches fired during their rookie season. • Bijan Robinson and Drake London tonight in the win vs. Bills: 396 yards from scrimmage. Rest of Falcons: 64 yards. • The Bears have scored 20+ Points in the first 5 games of the season for the first time since 1995. • The Titans and Raiders have combined for 2.39 yards/play in 1st half. That's lowest combined yards/play in any 1st half since Ravens and Jaguars were at 1.80 during Week 7 in 2011 • Over the past 4 weeks, the bottom 3 teams in the AFC North are a combined 1-11 with a -197 point differential • The Panthers have allowed a total of 50 rushing yards the last two games combined. In 2024, they allowed a league worst 179.8 yards per game. • Against the Steelers, Dillon Gabriel only completed four passes over 10 yards in the air with throwing the ball 52 times • In Xavier Worthy's last 8 full games dating back to Week 16 last year, the Chiefs are averaging 28.5 PPG • Drake Maye was 3-4 with 3 TDs on passes of 20+ air yards yesterday. He was pressured on all 3 TDs. He has a 157.9 passer rating on throws of 20+ air yards this season, best in the NFL. • At 2 hours and 45 minutes, tonight was the shortest Sunday Night Football game in 14 years and the 4th shortest Sunday Night Football game ever. • Rico Dowdle has more scrimmage yards in his last 2 games (473) than Saquon Barkley has all season (462) • The Browns have lost 22 straight regular-season games in Pittsburgh. The only time Cleveland has beaten the Steelers on the road since 2003 was in the playoffs in January 2021 with Baker Mayfield at quarterback • The Carolina Panthers are .500 or better for the first time since November 14, 2021. • Justin Fields had as many sacks (9) as completed passes (9) vs the Broncos • The New York Jets fired Robert Saleh after a 2-3 start to the season with Aaron Rodgers last year. They are 3-15 since then. • QB Anthony Richardson fractured his orbital bone when he had an issue with a rubber leg band. Man Sports Oct 13, 2025 · BabylonBee.com "I can now see every horrible officiating error in crystal-clear detail," Johnson said after the refs made another completely bogus holding call. "Gone are the days when I would be stuck trying to figure out what the refs were looking at on my standard definition TV. Now, I can see them ruin games every week in 4K."A lifelong Niners fan, Johnson was excited to now see his team fail miserably thanks to egregiously blown calls made by inept referees. "Every bad pass interference call, every ‘down by contact' ruling on a clear fumble… I can see it all now," he said. "Before, I just had a sneaking suspicion that they were making all of these mistakes. Now, I can see it just like I was sitting in the front row. It adds a whole new dimension to watching my favorite team get completely reamed week in and week out." At publishing time, Derek Johnson had smashed his brand-new 4K TV after throwing one of his wife's decorative fall pumpkins at it in anger due to the refs missing a blatant roughing the passer call. Ingredients  10 Large Eggs 4 Scallions 12 packs Pull-Apart Dinner Rolls 2 tablespoons Unsalted Butter 6 slices American Cheese 4 slices Deli Ham Kosher Salt Hot Sauce Instructions Preheat a grill to medium heat. Place two 2-foot pieces of nonstick aluminum foil next to each other so the long sides are just touching. Pinch the edges together and then fold them over several times to seal and form one large piece of foil. Line a rimmed baking sheet with the foil and set aside. Crack the eggs into a large bowl and whisk well. Add the scallions, 1 teaspoon salt and 2 tablespoons water and whisk to combine. Split the whole pack of attached dinner rolls in half horizontally using a serrated knife. Set aside. Put the prepared baking sheet on the grill and add 1 tablespoon of the butter. Cover the grill and let the butter melt, about 3 minutes. Spread the butter all over the baking sheet using a pastry brush and then pour on the egg mixture. Place the attached roll halves cut-side down and side by side on top of the eggs and cover the grill. Cook until the eggs are completely set, about 10 minutes. Meanwhile, butter another baking sheet with the remaining 1 tablespoon butter. Using heatproof mitts, top the buns with this baking sheet and invert the whole thing onto the grill. Remove the top baking sheet and peel back the foil. Top half the eggs with the cheese and the other half with the ham. Cover the grill and cook until the cheese is melted, about 5 minutes. Using a large metal hamburger spatula, flip the bottom half of the rolls onto the other half, so the rolls are top-side up. Serve with hot sauce |
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