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ROLLINGSKULL, VOLUME 19, ISSUE 238August 22, 2025 - Music By Wig Wam, "Do Ya Wanna Taste It" PRE DRAFT EDITION - Gotta Love Those New Cheerleaders - Jimmy Gets Roasted as He Should (sincere thanks from Austin) - Read the Rules, Read the Rules, Read the Rules, Read the Rules! - Welcome New Team Owners James Ford, Post Touchdown Shock Disorder Joe Ball, Roars to Riches Michael Surin, TBD - Beyonce and Sidney Push New OFFL Clothing Line - Football Trivia with Diddy is Back - Smoked Wings with Mistress Bianca - Mech Advice from the Commish - Zack's Facts to Return in 2025? As always, we appreciate your patronage. E. A. Presley Editor and Chief of the RollingSkull |
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T 1. DRAFT DAY: Saturday, August 30, 1pm EST. a. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE log into OFFL's MyFantasyLeague ASAP to make sure you have access to the draft room. b. In the top header bar, click on the "Draft/Auction" drop down and select "Live Draft Room." 2, Welcome our new Team Owners: Hajji Perez, James Ford, and Joseph Ball. Website to be updated accordingly. 3. Read the Rules prior to the draft... Read the Rules... Read the Rules. And Tayson Hill ain't a QB!! 4. TRADE DEADLINE: Trading will cease at 12:45pm eastern, Sunday, Week 9. 5. It is the responsibility of all owners to update their roster for Thursday (Fri/Sat) games. The remainder of the roster locks in at 12:59am on Sunday. This includes the Sunday late game players and Monday night players. Remember, total points come into play later in the season... Not only for the Wild Card, divisional tie breakers too! We play for 4-quarters gentlemen. 6. Available Apps for MyFantasyLeague (MFL) a. OFFL Game Day for PC, GAMEDAY APP. Use League ID 56409. b. MFL Premium for iPhone. League ID 56409. c. MFL Platinum for Android. League ID 56409. Side note: The home page scoreboard at tmes is faster if you like to refresh and drill down on each game individually. 7. After the draft, your Clubhouse page will look similar to this with the following hot buttons/links.  8. Week One, NFL Schedule:
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Zack's Facts C Carbon Removal, Quiet Lifters, Improve Mileage, ATS Chemicals With the Commissioner having some time off, he decided to see if this stuff really works for the price. Twin turbos tend to build up carbon. After using an endoscope to examine the pistons, before and after... Yes, this stuff really works!  ATS Chemical’s 505CRF Fuel System Treatment and 505CRO Oil System Treatment are engineered to tackle one of the most persistent issues in modern engines: carbon buildup. These pour-in treatments are not generic additives—they’re precision-formulated solutions backed by mechanic endorsements and real-world results. 505CRF (Fuel System Treatment): Designed for gasoline and diesel engines. Targets carbon deposits in fuel injectors (port and direct), induction ports, valves, and combustion chambers. Use one bottle per tank of fuel (treats 5–20 gallons). Recommended every other oil change for consistent performance. Do not mix with other fuel additives. 505CRO (Oil System Treatment): Breaks down sludge and carbon in lubricated engine components. Resolves issues like sticking piston rings, lifters, cam phasers, and oil control valves. Add one bottle to engine oil, run at high idle (1500–2500 RPM) for 10–20 minutes, then perform an oil and filter change. Do not mix with other oil treatments. You can usually catch on sale in bundle packs, www.atschemicals.com. Little Johnny Jokes Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life, and asked him, “Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?” He answered, “Like the moon,” and the teacher said, “That’s such a beautiful answer because it’s calm and peaceful.” Little Johnny said, “No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning. Little Johnny’s neighbor just had a baby. Sadly, the baby was born without any ears. When the mum and baby came back home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a chat with him and explained how the baby had no ears. Johnny’s dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word “ears,” he would get the beating of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood and agreed not to mention the baby’s lack of ears. Johnny looks in the bassinet and says, “Wow, what a beautiful baby.” The mother replies, “Why, Thanks, Johnny.” Johnny says, “He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose, and really beautiful eyes. Is he able to see alright?” “Yes,” says the mum, “we are so grateful, the Doctor said he will have perfect vision.” “That is great,” says Little Johnny, “cause he’d be screwed if he needed glasses! Covers 2 - 3 pounts of wings.  Mix the following in a bowl: 2 tbsp sweet paprika 1 tbsp dark brown sugar 1 tsp chili powder 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder ¾ tsp black pepper ½ tsp dry mustard ½ tsp salt ½ tsp oregano ½ tsp thyme ½ tsp lemon pepper seasoning ⅛ tsp cayenne (optional for kick) Prep 1. Dry brine: Toss 2–3 lbs of wings with 1 tbsp baking powder + 2 tbsp of the rub. Refrigerate uncovered on a rack overnight to dry the skin. 2. Tang spritz: Mix 2 tbsp Worcestershire + 2 tbsp apple cider vinegar. Use this as a spritz during smoking to add tang and help the rub stick. 1. Preheat smoker to 275–300°F. Use hickory or pecan wood for that Southern backbone. 2. Place wings on the smoker and spritz with the Worcestershire-vinegar mix every 30 minutes. 3. Smoke for 1.5 to 2 hours, until skin is crisp and internal temp hits 175–185°F for that perfect bite. Once smoked: Toss wings in a bowl with a light splash of Worcestershire. Dust with remaining dry rub and a touch more lemon pepper for brightness. These wings are earthy, spicy, and tangy with a crisp bark and no sticky mess. |
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TRIVIA: FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE FOR THE NEXT 25 YEARS TO LIFE
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