THE ROLLINGSKULL, VOLUME 18, ISSUE 232 November 1, 2024 - Music by Van Halen, "Mean Street"   This is a big week for some...      -  The Puka Migraine is a Real Thing, Ask Jimmy      -  Zack Denies the Facts      -  The Fanatics Fall from Grace      -  5 & 3 Don't Mean and Damn Thing      -  You Don't Like the Standings? Don't Worry, It Will Change by Tuesday! As always, we appreciate your patronage.    E. A. Presley Editor and Chief of the RollingSkull

 

DIDDY TRIVIA:  FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE FOR THE NEXT 25 YEARS TO LIFE Like Aaron Hernandez, before him-- It took us a while to replace OJ, but at last we found the right guy.  Introducing Diddy Trivia.  And away we go... Last week's question, "Which Team Drafted Jon Elway In 1983, Before Trading His Rights To The Denver Broncos? The answer is the Baltimore Colts. The Baltimore Colts held the No. 1 pick in the 1983 draft, but Elway — also a serious MLB prospect — publicly announced ahead of the draft he would play baseball rather than play for the Colts. According to reports from the time, Elway was reluctant to play for Colts head coach Frank Kush.  On the night of May 2, 1983, the Broncos agreed to a deal with the Baltimore Colts for the rights to quarterback John Elway — and in the process, they guaranteed a prosperous future for the franchise. What followed was nothing short of remarkable, as the future Hall of Famer led the Broncos to five Super Bowl appearances and two world championships during his 16-year NFL career. This week's question, "Which of These Teams Did NOT Win A Super Bowl In The 1980s? a.  Dallas Cowboys b. Washington Redskins c.  San Francisco 49ers d.  New York Giants This week's winners will receive vouchers from the Fanatic's Costume Line.  Mark will need the money as he may not break 30 points this week without George Kittle!

Pedro goes 5 for 7 in Week VIII.  He is now 40 for 56 on the season, (714).  Week VIX is brought to you by Miranda Rae Mayo from Chicago Fire. SPOKESMODEL                  MATCHUP PREDICTION   vs   45 to 48:  NTip   vs   48 to 45:  Cunning Linguists   vs   51 to 57:  MrHoffnuts   vs   35 to 43:  Romosexual Tendencies   vs   53 ty 54:  Rodger's Witch (injures in play)   vs  52 to 51:  Midnight Riders (too close to call)   vs   51 to 50:  Ballbusters (another too close to call)

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