You are going into week IV and you want to burn down your roster, don't do it.  This year is an anomaly thus far.  You are in the right league for this.  You have two flexes and one includes running without a TE.  Send your Commissioner a fruit basket and a Thank You.  That said, let me dig into a few items from Week III.

The Ballbusters continue to be a buzz saw.  I am not sure either QB can keep up the garbage time or in this case playing from behind points produced by Dak.  That said, it was enough to beat Throw That D.  Bijon, Doubs, and Evans fell flatter than a lot lizzard at truck stop.  While that won't happen every week ,the Falcon coaching with Bijon has to be concerning.  Throw That D does get a reprieve this week with the Linguists.  Kalish's SF & Mia investment have him sitting like a little bitch this week.  That said, we like Jeff he is a great guy.  As for the Ballbusters, NTip is their next victim.  Outside the Sun God, NTip  is about as naked a party goer at Diddy's.

Let's just address it with the Gangsters and Riders.  Jimmy owns Pete's ass.  This was the closest game with the most points combined though.   It doesn't hurt when Burrow and Barkley combine for 35pts.  NYG's problem is the the RB/WR depth and season is still taking shape. Jimmy has a tough one with Jake this week.  The Warlock can't get it going.  Pollard and Warren were made by Duncan, the yo-yo company. Up and down... Up and down...  This game will be too close to call. If the RB's hit for the Witch, Jimmy is in trouble.  As for Purvis, he plays Bye Week.  Oh, I mean Blitzburgh.  Unless the Riders get hosed by game script (aka early leads), they should be the victor.  Fitz just went off script this season.  He drafted nothing like his norm.  He is too invested in rookie potential, maybe he knows something we don't.  Or he was huffing paint before the draft.  Stay tuned.

Dawgs and Hoffnuts face off.  Poor Chuck tried to build this castle around Pacheco.  And without him, the Fanatics hande him his ass.  The Midnight Dawgs were pushed by luck in their win over Rodgers Witch-- It sure wasn't by Richardson or Worthy.  There's a good chance Soldier Chucky runs Austin's ass through Basic Training this week.  I am still trying to figure why these two F#c%s are running their TE's still.  Goedert ain't going to be all that week to week.

The Flying Gators were feeling a little frisky on Sunday after their win over Bye Week.  Joe needs to slow his roll, Charbonet is about to be in a committe and your other boy CMC is in Germany seeking treatment.  Outside Rice you are cooked.  Mean Machine must be running the synthetic P Diddy Lube, they are quietly running in 2nd place just behind Busters.  Derrick Henry is a beautiful thing...  That said, I think the Gators have one good game left in them.  It will be close, but the problem I have is that game script might bite the Dumphy's in the ass.  Hell, Stroud might be done by halftime against the Jags.

FUGLY:  Fantatics vs Romosexual Tendencies.  Umm, Zack is a fellow contributor to TheSkull.  I have to be gentle  here.  A nice analogy?  If Hurricane Helene swept Zack's WR's away, it would be a blessing.  Mark on the other hand could be hitting his stride. It only took him one week to go from the bottom of the Central to the top.

BomB OuT!