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ROLLINGSKULL, VOLUME 17, ISSUE 219November 10, 2023, Music by Jim Ellis, "WKRP in Cincinnati End Theme" (the song that never was) Week Ten - The Week of the Underdogs - It Only Took 14 Days to Shake Up the OFFL Standings - Once There Was a Quiet Guy Named Jimmy, Now We Call Him Pete - Pedro Keeps Pace... 4's and 7's - Kalish, More Vulnerable Than Before - What the Divisional Standing's Don't Tell You - Does Hoffnuts Get Exposed This Week? As always, we appreciate your patronage. E. A. Presley Editor and Chief of the RollingSkull |
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This week's checklist: 1. It is the responsibility of all owners to update their roster for Thursday games. The remainder of the roster locks in at 12:59am on Sunday. This includes the Sunday late game players and Monday night players. 2. Available Apps for MyFantasyLeague (MFL) a. OFFL Game Day for PC, GAMEDAY APP. Use League ID 13439. b. MFL Premium for iPhone. League ID 13439 c. MFL Platinum for Android. League ID 13439 Side note: The home page scoreboard at tmes is faster if you like to refresh and drill down on each game individually. 3. Assistant Commissioner Jeff Kalish is Pete's backup in the event of a league emergency (i.e. go on the record, late moves, glitches, etc). If you need to time stamp with an email for debate later-- Jeff's email is jeff.kalish@xsitedigital.com and Pete's is plpurvis@bellsouth.net. 4. This week's NFL Schedule:
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Last week, 4 for 7 again. This leaves Pedro 34 for 63, batting at 540 for the season. Week 10 picks are brought to you by Susanna Gibson, Nurse Practitioner, Former Virginia House of Delegates Candidate, and apparently an Amature Porn Star.
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CJ Stroud breaks Andrew Luck’s single-game rookie passing record (455 yards). Travis Kelce broke the Chiefs’ receiving yards record (Tony Gonzalez). Joe Burrow is 5-1 against Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes. Ravens lead the NFL in point differential (+115), 35 more than the second ranked Bills (+80). Ravens have faced 3 teams with a winning record (at the time of their matchup): CLE, DET, SEA; they’ve finished with a combined score of 103-12. Sam Howell is the first Commanders QB to eclipse 2,500+ passing yards in their first 10 career games; he has thrown the most yards and TDs in the NFL over the last 5 games. Texans had 3 players over 100 receiving yards in a game for the first time in team history. Josh Dobbs (ARI, MIN) is the 2nd player in history to throw a TD in back-to-back weeks for two different teams; Bernie Kosar was the first (CLE, DAL). 94% of televisions in Kansas City were watching the Chiefs-Dolphins game. Browns have the lowest completion percentage on offense and have the lowest completion percentage against them on defense. Dare Ogunbowale became the first non-kicker/punter to make a field goal since Wes Welker in 2004 This Is What the 2023 Football Season Feels Like  TAILGATING WITH MISTRESS BIANCA  (4) 15 oz. cans undrained northern beans 6 cups chicken broth1 beef bouillon cube 1 large onion diced3 teaspoons cumin 2 teaspoons garlic powder 2 teaspoons oregano 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper 4 oz. diced green chilis4 cups cooked chicken 2 cups sour cream 3 cups Monterrey jack cheese Cook diced onion in water until clear. Combine beans, broth, bouillon, spices and chilis. Bring to boil and simmer to heat through for flavors to blend. Add cooked chicken, sour cream and cheese. Heat through. Garnish if desired with chopped cilantro and diced tomatoes.
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We
heard that the Juice needed some work to cover his green fees since
becoming a free man in 2021. Given the OFFL's long history of
supporting retired athletes, we are here to help with trivia provided by
O.J. Simpson.
