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heard that the Juice needed some work to cover his green fees since
becoming a free man in 2021. Given the OFFL's long history of
supporting retired athletes, we are here to help with trivia provided by
O.J. Simpson. Last week's
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This week's checklist: 1. Just a week and a half to pull off a trade in case you were wondering... 2. Read the rules. Read the rules. Read the rules. 3. TRADE DEADLINE: Trading will cease at 12:45pm eastern, Sunday, Week 9. 4. It is the responsibility of all owners to update their roster for Thursday games. The remainder of the roster locks in at 12:59am on Sunday. This includes the Sunday late game players and Monday night players. 5. Available Apps for MyFantasyLeague (MFL) a. OFFL Game Day for PC, GAMEDAY APP. Use League ID 13439. b. MFL Premium for iPhone. League ID 13439 c. MFL Platinum for Android. League ID 13439 Side note: The home page scoreboard at tmes is faster if you like to refresh and drill down on each game individually. 6. Assistant Commissioner Jeff Kalish is Pete's backup in the event of a league emergency (i.e. go on the record, late moves, glitches, etc). If you need to time stamp with an email for debate later-- Jeff's email is jeff.kalish@xsitedigital.com and Pete's is plpurvis@bellsouth.net. 7. This week's NFL Schedule:
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Deshaun Watson since being traded to Cleveland: 10 games, 165-227 (59.6%), 1,939 yards, 11 TDs, 8 INTs, 82.09 passer rating; Watson’s cap charge in 2024 is $63.977 million; cost to cut him is $200.915 million. Sam Howell has been sacked 40 times through 7 games; the NFL record in a season is 76 and he is on pace for 97. Only twice has a QB had 35+ completions, 75% completion percentage, thrown a 60+ yard TD pass, and had 0 sacks: Kirk Cousins, twice. Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes have the highest win percentage by a head coach/QB duo. 49ers have not won a road game in Minnesota sine 1992 (0-7). From 2009 to 2022, Tom Brady received 35 roughing the passer penalties. Josh Allen has received 30 since 2018. Browns efficiency rankings: offense 31st, defense 1st, special teams 2nd. 49ers are 0-36 under Kyle Shanahan when trailing by 8+ points in the 4th quarter. Eagles have a 17/18 conversion rate with the tush push; Vita Vea is the only man to stop it this season. The top 4 teams in DVOA (SF, DET, BUF, MIA) all lost this week, the first time this has happened since Week 13, 1991 You'll be able to use these features and settings on any watch model that Apple currently sells, including the $249 Apple Watch SE, the $399 Apple Watch Series 9 and the rugged $799 Apple Watch Ultra 2. Here's a look at the Apple Watch settings you should change to get the most out of your watch Jokes for the Road What’s the difference between a microwave and a woman? Men can push the microwave’s buttons and still turn it on. They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds? If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off? What do the Florida Gator football team and a hooker have in common? They both suck for four quarters. TAILGATING WITH MISTRESS BIANCA Sausage-Hash Brown Breakfast Casserole New PotA savvy Southern host knows a breakfast casserole with sausage and hash browns is a one-dish wonder that can save the day. If you're feeding a large crowd for breakfast or brunch, look no further than this crowd-pleaser, Sausage-Hash Brown Breakfast Casserole. Made with hash browns, sausage, and plenty of cheese, this is one the family (and the neighbors will appreciate). 1 pound pkg. ground pork sausage with sage (such as Jimmy Dean) 1 pound pkg. hot ground pork sausage 1 (30-oz.) pkg. frozen shredded hash browns 2 teaspoons kosher salt, divided 1 teaspoon black pepper, divided 6 ounces sharp Cheddar cheese, shredded (about 1 1⁄2 cups), divided 6 large eggs, lightly beaten 1 cup whole milk 1 tablespoon chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley. Cook the sausage: Preheat oven to 350°F. Coat a 13- x 9-inch baking dish with cooking spray. Cook sage ground sausage and hot ground sausage in a large skillet over medium-high, stirring often, until they are crumbled and browned, about 10 minutes. Remove from heat; drain well on paper towels. Cook the hash browns: Working in batches, cook hash browns in a large nonstick skillet according to package directions; omit salt if called for on package. Sprinkle with 1 teaspoon of the salt and 1⁄2 teaspoon of the pepper. Assemble and bake casserole: Stir together sausage, hash browns, and 1 cup of the cheese in a bowl. Spoon into prepared baking dish. Whisk together eggs, milk, and remaining 1 teaspoon salt and 1⁄2 teaspoon pepper in a medium bowl. Pour over sausage mixture. Sprinkle with remaining 1⁄2 cup cheese. Bake in preheated oven until set, about 30 minutes. Sprinkle with parsley and chives.
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